1. They Don’t Take Up A Lot of
Bathroom Space
Bald
guys don’t need all kinds of fancy haircuts, gels, moose or even a comb. They
barely need shampoo. That means they’ve got more money laying about to spend on
you. And, more importantly, more space in the bathroom for your toiletries.
2.
They’re
Better In Bed, Seriously
According
to a 2009 study, women on Internet dating sites were 5x more likely to choose
guys with a full head of hair. That means bald guys have 5x less chance to hook
up. I’m not a statistician but I can tell you that x plus y equals bald men
really making it count when they do hook up.
3. They Are Way More Sensitive
Feeling
fat? Ugly? Bloated? Your bald boyfriend can TOTALLY relate. He lost all his
hair! So he knows a thing or two about feeling bad about you and bouncing back.
No doubt he’ll be sympathetic to your complaints and be ready with compliments,
kisses and a rom-com in the DVD player.
4.
Men’s
Hair is Overrated
Have
you ever really fallen for a guy because of his hair? All you have to do is
watch this season of “The Bachelor” to know that the hair does not make the
man. In fact, it can be downright distracting… not to mention disgusting. Plus,
a man who doesn’t have to worry about quaffing his hair can spend more time
doting on you.
5. They’re Already Bald
Perhaps
the best thing about a bald: they’ve already gone through the super painful
process of going bald. Which means?
a)
You won’t find man-hairs all over the place and
b) You’ll never have to wonder if your man
will look hot bald. He already is! Win-Win!
6. Bald isn’t Just Beautiful, it’s
Super Hot
Admit
it ladies, if Adam Levine shaved his head you would be all up on that. A bald
head is super sexy. Don’t believe me? Drool over these botties (that’s
bald-hotties). Tuface and BankyW are bald but they are the hottest celebs in
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